A Chilling Case of Calculated Corruption

A Chilling Case of Calculated Corruption

A stead of stream of whistleblowers have been surfacing all around the globe in various governments. One such even has just transpired in a country few would expect. Documents have been leaked from the Canadian government that detail a disturbing plan to overthrow the United States, in a land grab for the entire North American continent.

The Centre Block of the Canadian parliament buildings on Parliament Hill
Credit: Steven W. Dengler

The details emerged from a source who wished to remain anonymous, but who has connections to high level intelligence within the Canadian Government. Details of the plan have been released to the public, which only means it’s a matter of time before government react.

The documents state that Canada is rolling out a plan to hopefully conquer the United States by 2067, it also states in the text that it wishes to control Mexico by 2073.

The document also states: “The desire to claim the entire North American Continent is one written in the core of the Canadian people. In order for this to be accomplished, war must be brutal and swift, to allow for the least amount of land to be destroyed in both countries.”

It goes on further to state: “By collecting snow and ice from the annual precipitation that frequents our region (due to the inclination of the earth), and by collecting ice from the glaciers, we will essentially create a giant ball of ice. This will be sent to the sun, once sufficient ice is collected in order to drop the temperature of the sun, and by cause and effect, lowering the overall output of energy from Sol. Our hopes is that this dip in temperature will coincide with the already low solar maximum that has occurred since the turn of the century.”

The document goes into more technical descriptions, but can be summed up on stating that Canada plans on “freezing out” the United States before invading.  It is eluded to in the text as a “...reverse Russian invasion” referencing the failure of both the German Invasion of Russia, and Napoleon's invasion of Russia.

With recent “Artic blasts” striking the United States, the concept of being “frozen out” of the country seems more and more likely. A recent poll taken by The International Correlation Organization (Western Division) showed that 29% of Americans in the Northern Tier of the country stated if temperatures of that magnitude were a daily occurrence, they would move further south.

Professor Moriarty of ICO stated “...29% is not a lot, but in time the 29 could snowball into 45 or even 50 percent by 2028. The dramatic decrease in people in the north will result in decreased temperatures, since the more people, the more active the city. And it is scientifically proven, and observed temperatures are higher in cities, thus a decrease in this, could result in even greater temperature drops in the North.”

As details continue to emerge, the story will be updated below.

Updated Story 2/7/14 11:03am

The United States Government, in a rare act of bipartisanship and potentially unlawful speed met and passed a bill through congress, to reach the president later today. The bill details plans to expand oil drilling in places such as the state of Pennsylvania which holds an estimated 50 trillion cubic feet of oil. 75% of the oil will be sent to the consumer market, while the other 25% will be used to help remove the local infestation of flora and fauna around the drilling sites. The hope is that the burning of this oil will stop the reverse of global cooling brought upon by the Canadian government, by releasing greenhouse gases into the air. If this proves to be ineffective, there is a clause that would allow for the injection of TNT into the oil layer, allowing for a massive explosion that would surely lead to a warmer climate.

The bill also entails that if their plans fail, and no progress is made by 2065, the United States will prematurely coax Yellowstone into an eruption, so that the Canadians can not have the mid-west due to it’s obliteration, as well as the hope to freeze out the Canadians of America, just so noone can have it.

Currently the military has also been placed at the US-Canada Border in an act of force to pressure the Canadians to stand down and give up their ice rockets which they have been hiding near the north pole. One can only hope a deal can be struck before these two powers go to war, but if these “Arctic Blasts” are any indication of what is to come, there is little hope for compromise.